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there are some things i don't understand.

application deadline: 15th Feb
you should submit your application by: 21st Jan
credentials deadline: 15th Feb
we need the credentials in our office latest by 28th Feb
you must submit TOEFL scores, even though you have taken the SATs

i speak english. i have even abandoned my mother tongue in favor of this fucked up english language.
and they don't even believe me.

i know what obsequious means.
i know what ostentatious means.
i know what juxtapostition is i know what parabole is i know what simulacra is i know it i know it i know it!
i even know the longest word in the english language:

antidisestablishmentarianism.
A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M (!!!)

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

papplication.